Enjoy 50 hilarious, inspirational, and mouth-watering quotes about bacon—from bacon lovers and comedians alike—that celebrate everyone’s favorite crispy delight.
Here in the great state of Texas, bacon is a food group of its own. In fact, we’re known for putting bacon on or in just about everything! That’s why many of our recipes feature this amazing meat. Check out our Ultimate Breakfast Fatty with Chorizo. It’s a bacon wrapped wonder! Not to mention our Smoked Pig Shots and Smoked Candied Bacon, which are fan favorites. Bacon makes everything better!
If you love bacon as much as we do, you’ll enjoy these fun bacon quotes that are sure to make you smile!
So, what are you waiting for? Let’s dive right in and discover the 50 Best Quotes about Bacon.
50 Best Bacon Quotes to Make You Laugh, Smile, and Crave More
1. “Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.” – Jim Gaffigan
2. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon.”
3. “Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin
4. “Either you like bacon or you’re wrong.”
5. “Everything’s better with bacon.”
6. “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”— Doug Larson
7. “Bacon: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
8. “Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.” – George Takei, actor
9. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Especially if it’s wrapped in bacon.”
10. “Bacon: the main reason I’m not a vegetarian.”
11. “Bacon is like a little hug from the universe.”
12. “That’s too much bacon.” – No One Ever.
13. “Bacon – the ultimate wake-up call.”
14. “You’re bacon me crazy.”
15. “Bacon is the answer, no matter what the question.”
16. “You can’t tell me some of the success of Kevin Bacon isn’t somehow tied to his name. After all, nobody wants to see a Kevin Tofu movie.” – Jim Gaffigan
17. “Bacon: because crispy pig candy makes everything better.”
18. “I love you more than bacon.”
19. “Bacon makes ordinary things extraordinary.”
20. “You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at any time of day.” – Nick Offerman
21. “Bacon – because some days, we just need a little extra sizzle.”
22. “Look, I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.”
23. “Bacon is like a high-five for your mouth.”
24. “Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.” – Jim Gaffigan
25. “Bacon is my love language.”
26. “Bacon: the candy bar of meat.”
27. “I just want abs… olutely all the bacon.”
28. “Bacon: the reason I get out of bed in the morning.”
29. “Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.” – Jim Gaffigan
30. “Bacon is the key to my heart.”
31. “Bacon. Let’s talk about bacon. There’s no meat more glorious than bacon.” – Rob Manuel
32. “Bacon is nature’s way of telling you that everything is going to be okay.”
33. “Don’t go bacon my heart.”
34. “Bacon is the real breakfast of champions.”
35. “Who can not appreciate the smell of bacon?” — Tony Cardenas, U.S. Congressman
36. “Bacon is the ultimate comfort food.”
37. “My motto is, ‘bacon always makes it better.’” — Anne Burrell
38. “Bacon: the most important meal of the day.”
39. “Want to be the most popular person at a party? Bring a bacon appetizer. It’s a scientifically proven fact that bacon snacks get eaten first. Hummus doesn’t stand a chance.” – Eliza Cross
40. “Bacon is the VIP of the breakfast table.”
41. “What’s shakin’, bacon?”
42. “Bacon is the crown jewel of the meat kingdom.”
43. “Butter, cream, and bacon. That’s such a great foundation right there.” – Ree Drummond, The Pioneer Woman
44. “Bacon – the undisputed heavyweight champion of breakfast.”
45. “You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other foods, they wrap it in bacon.” – Jim Gaffigan
46. “Bacon – the greatest love story ever told.”
47. “Life is hard. Bacon helps.”
48. “Bacon is the golden ticket to flavor town.”
49. “Pork chops and bacon, my two favorite animals.” – Homer Simpson
50. “Bacon – the reason breakfast was invented.”
Frequently Asked Questions
What are the best bacon quotes for Instagram captions?
From smoky one-liners to declarations of pure bacon love, this list is full of captions that pair perfectly with your food photos. Whether you’re posting a plate of smoked candied bacon or just celebrating breakfast, you’ll find the perfect line right here.
Are there funny bacon quotes and sayings?
There’s no shortage of bacon humor! This collection includes funny bacon quotes, clever bacon sayings, and witty one-liners that any bacon lover will appreciate. Perfect for sharing with friends who understand that bacon makes everything better.
What are some short bacon quotes for signs or décor?
Short bacon quotes are great for kitchen signs, chalkboards, and party décor. This list includes plenty of punchy, memorable bacon sayings that look great on a rustic wood sign or a farmhouse-style kitchen wall.
Are there bacon quotes that mention grilling or smoking?
Yes! Several quotes in this collection celebrate smoked and grilled bacon specifically — the kind of bacon that comes off a Traeger low and slow and fills the whole backyard with that incredible smell. If you love candied bacon or pig candy, you’ll find your people here.
Can I use these bacon quotes for a party or cookout?
Absolutely! Bacon-themed parties are a thing, and these quotes set the perfect tone. Print a few favorites on cards for a brunch tablescape, use one as a chalkboard sign at your next cookout, or just text your favorite to a fellow bacon enthusiast.
Where can I find more bacon recipes to go with these quotes?
Right here on Backyard Texas Grill! Our Smoked Candied Bacon is one of the most popular recipes on the site, and it pairs perfectly with any quote on this list. Check out our full collection of bacon recipes while you’re here.
Love Bacon? Try these Recipes!
- Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jalapenos: Smoky, spicy jalapeños stuffed with sausage and cream cheese, then wrapped in bacon and smoked to perfection.
- Smoked Candied Bacon: Brown sugar and smoky heat combine to turn thick-cut bacon into an irresistible sweet-and-savory treat straight off the Traeger.
- Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Chicken Breast: Juicy chicken breasts stuffed with a savory filling and wrapped in crispy bacon — a showstopper that’s easier than it looks.
- Ultimate Bacon Double Cheeseburger: A towering backyard burger loaded with two beef patties, melty cheese, and plenty of crispy bacon for the ultimate cookout moment.
- Smoked Pig Shots: Bacon-wrapped sausage cups filled with cream cheese and smoked low and slow — one of the most crowd-pleasing appetizers on the whole site.
- Delicious Baked Beans with Bacon: Leftover pinto beans get a smoky Texas makeover with bacon, turning a simple side into something you’ll want to make from scratch.
- The Ultimate Breakfast Fatty with Chorizo: A bacon-wrapped roll stuffed with chorizo, eggs, and cheese that turns your morning smoke session into something truly legendary.
- Smoked Cream Cheese with Bacon and Hot Pepper Cranberry Jelly: Creamy smoked cheese topped with crispy bacon and a sweet-spicy jelly makes this appetizer disappear fast at any gathering.
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