In this fun post, we’ll share 50 of the best quotes about one of our favorite topics: bacon!
Here in the great state of Texas, bacon is a food group of its own. In fact, we’re known for putting bacon on or in just about everything! That’s why many of our recipes feature this amazing meat. Check out our Ultimate Breakfast Fatty with Chorizo. It’s a bacon wrapped wonder! Not to mention our Smoked Pig Shots and Smoked Candied Bacon, which are fan favorites. Bacon makes everything better!
If you love bacon as much as we do, you’ll enjoy these fun bacon quotes that are sure to make you smile!
So, what are you waiting for? Let’s dive right in and discover the 50 Best Quotes about Bacon.
50 Best Bacon Quotes
1. “Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.” – Jim Gaffigan
2. “I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon.”
3. “Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin
4. “Either you like bacon or you’re wrong.”
5. “Everything’s better with bacon.”
6. “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”— Doug Larson
7. “Bacon: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
8. “Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.” – George Takei, actor
9. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Especially if it’s wrapped in bacon.”
10. “Bacon: the main reason I’m not a vegetarian.”
11. “Bacon is like a little hug from the universe.”
12. “That’s too much bacon.” – No One Ever.
13. “Bacon – the ultimate wake-up call.”
14. “You’re bacon me crazy.”
15. “Bacon is the answer, no matter what the question.”
16. “You can’t tell me some of the success of Kevin Bacon isn’t somehow tied to his name. After all, nobody wants to see a Kevin Tofu movie.” – Jim Gaffigan
17. “Bacon: because crispy pig candy makes everything better.”
18. “I love you more than bacon.”
19. “Bacon makes ordinary things extraordinary.”
20. “You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at any time of day.” – Nick Offerman
21. “Bacon – because some days, we just need a little extra sizzle.”
22. “Look, I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.”
23. “Bacon is like a high-five for your mouth.”
24. “Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.” – Jim Gaffigan
25. “Bacon is my love language.”
26. “Bacon: the candy bar of meat.”
27. “I just want abs… olutely all the bacon.”
28. “Bacon: the reason I get out of bed in the morning.”
29. “Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.” – Jim Gaffigan
30. “Bacon is the key to my heart.”
31. “Bacon. Let’s talk about bacon. There’s no meat more glorious than bacon.” – Rob Manuel
32. “Bacon is nature’s way of telling you that everything is going to be okay.”
33. “Don’t go bacon my heart.”
34. “Bacon is the real breakfast of champions.”
35. “Who can not appreciate the smell of bacon?” — Tony Cardenas, U.S. Congressman
36. “Bacon is the ultimate comfort food.”
37. “My motto is, ‘bacon always makes it better.’” — Anne Burrell
38. “Bacon: the most important meal of the day.”
39. “Want to be the most popular person at a party? Bring a bacon appetizer. It’s a scientifically proven fact that bacon snacks get eaten first. Hummus doesn’t stand a chance.” – Eliza Cross
40. “Bacon is the VIP of the breakfast table.”
41. “What’s shakin’, bacon?”
42. “Bacon is the crown jewel of the meat kingdom.”
43. “Butter, cream, and bacon. That’s such a great foundation right there.” – Ree Drummond, The Pioneer Woman
44. “Bacon – the undisputed heavyweight champion of breakfast.”
45. “You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other foods, they wrap it in bacon.” – Jim Gaffigan
46. “Bacon – the greatest love story ever told.”
47. “Life is hard. Bacon helps.”
48. “Bacon is the golden ticket to flavor town.”
49. “Pork chops and bacon, my two favorite animals.” – Homer Simpson
50. “Bacon – the reason breakfast was invented.”
